Clown

Dirk and Lex because they're both fucking idiots and can't even begin to process simple concepts

Person A: God, don't be such a clown!
Person B: *sobs*

by you've been knew July 28, 2019

Skater Clowns

A Legendary Hip Hop Group Started In Late 2021
All The Current Members Are
Lil Hater/Winterr

Uzy!
Joseph B Pack
Lightning

Goyslop Consumer: yo this highly processed food is the bomb
Paul Allen: You know what else is the bomb swedish girls and skater clowns

by HauntedJester360 February 3, 2024

clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

Gock-Clown

When you dress up like a clown and throat cock so deep that your nose honks on the pubic bone.

My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown

by RightGuardMan April 20, 2025

Clown

Someone who makes a fool of themselves or makes a bad choice that gets them into deep shit. Someone who is a clown may be mistaken as disabled and/or unintelligent

Daniel is a total clown. I can’t believe he returned the stolen theatre kids gnome tied up and blindfolded with tape across its mouth. Clown of the day!

by Osamaatemyass May 21, 2019

Clown

A silly person.

The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious. She thought she was the one straightening people out her whole life, and not the other way around.

by The Original Agahnim May 30, 2021

2 clown party

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.

Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”

by Serluke April 25, 2019