Tom and Barry

When a white twink gets his corn hole ripped by a black anaconda.

'did you hear that Tom guy got totally Barryed on the weekend?'
'yeah I feel sorry for that blokes shitter, I don't ever want a Tom and Barry to tear my frenulum'

by anonymous January 21, 2021

tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Tom fhejihdgfh

hes got a choppa

Tom fhejihdgfh has a choppa

by Tom fhejihdgfh January 20, 2023

Tom

retard.

"Oh look at that retard over there!"
"Do you mean Tom?"

by Maesterrr November 22, 2021

tom jenkins

daddy with big dick

oh hey do you have a tom jenkins

by appl3b33s May 16, 2021