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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
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izzie walker

Izzie walker stands for an angelic, beautiful girl that cards deeply for her friends and loved ones. She is happy and content but if you push her limits she will loose her mother fucking shit over you and could quite possibly fuck you up and kick you until you choke on your own fucked up ribs.
Wow you know izzie walker? Man shes treasure that one. A real angel.
by Shittyness101 May 31, 2017
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Jesse walker

Jesse Walker:

A super amazing guy. He is very hot and has been known to be called gorgeous. He has bright green eyes and hair to be envious of. Sometimes they will does a pervert by saying perverted things, however usually just to me people laugh. Sometimes sense of humor can be misconstrued as something very dark. All most all women find him incredibly handsome and are extremely attracted to him.

Down side to Jesse Walker is that he loves hard, and when hurt tends to push people away. However, it is said that make-up sex with him is almost heavenly because women have claimed to see and thank the Lord during his excellent felacio.

Jesse Walker is a charmer, flirt, and true Casanova
Jesse Walker makes my loins tingle with desire. Where can I get a Jesse Walker?
by The Female Population July 26, 2017
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Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke
That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER
by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017
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bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017
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Louis Walker

The main tic, the girls swarm around him like bees do to their queen. Louis’ main catchphrase is “Up the fucking tics”
Hey, did you see Louis Walker today at the tics away day? I felt like I wanted to f*ck him right there right then!
by @wafclouis October 28, 2017
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Karen Walker Digits

Short fat northern hormonal sociopath, who has been convinced her daughter is a bit of a minx. A further definition is a brutal and spiteful human being who imparts her long seen life failings as a parent and a women on others through the use of coarse and unfair tactics and words. In summary, a self centered and delusional hormonal breeder of sluts.
You're a useless piece of shit, said Karen Walker Digits to a member of her team, as her daughter walked in with another brown baby.
by Afghan Will April 23, 2018
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