Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

Turtle

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢

Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis

by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023

Nick the turtle

LBH

Nick the turtle is such a loser. He’s a LBH

by RatRunner August 3, 2025

turtling

To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.

*sneaks up behind and flips hood*

Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!

by ay you March 25, 2023

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

Dune turtle

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.

he's a fucking dune turtle

by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017