Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

TURD

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET

by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019

turd

turd

you,as in you are a turd

by u ham December 29, 2019

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018

not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018

turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018