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Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain
last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.
by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021
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The Sock

The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021
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Sock Name

A name given to a person that's been socked

the term is gender-less
Ben:alex got socked.
James:Damn,whats his sock name.
Ben:they now call him tupac.
by thisnigga August 4, 2013
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Pope Socks

Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
by thoughtography August 19, 2015
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Sock

An object used for sticking your penis in it and nutting the inside. You can give them to your siblings and pretend it is not full of little sperms
Here take this sock
by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
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sock

Tattoos from knee to ankle, sharing the same space of a tube sock
Oh shit, you got your sock finished? Looks sick!
by izussuzi May 11, 2021
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beefaroni sock

Much like a beef sock, beefaroni sock is the same, except it's a term for Chef Boyardee's monster spaghetti shlong.
"I want Daddy Boyardee's massive beefaroni sock up my ravioli"
by 🆎 April 18, 2021
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