Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 06, 2022
by A Grammer Nazi August 17, 2017
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When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man
Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned
e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man
Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned
e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?
- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came
2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me
-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case
-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way
-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came
2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me
-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case
-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way
-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
by Attenchinho March 04, 2021
by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022
A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
by MamMas12 May 21, 2019
In gaming or life, a person or group so bad at whatever that in utter frustration you either want to rage quit but instead type in public chat "You are straight out of the CAN". They then ask in anger "Whatcha' mean?!?!", and you say "The Trash Can". You know, like Oscar the Grouch.
by FujiYugi April 11, 2018
by CannaeLoggins July 25, 2021