I did that marathon in a pair of swimming shorts with a mesh lining! They were rubbing my todger for 26 miles! I had a red zeppelin when I got home!
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Get the red sushi mug.A Red Steve is the type of person who pretends to be very left wing. He truly cares so much for the planet that he owns at least 2 cars (one of which must be a gas guzzling SUV) and drives to work.
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Get the Red Hood mug.A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :
Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.
Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.
Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.
Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
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