purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,

OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.

by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 17, 2008

purple faker

purple faker is a stinky purple faker, and annoying and stinky

ew purple faker

by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022

Purple Rain Tugboat

An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob

I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023

Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.

Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!

by smallPOPA June 6, 2019

Purple Sign

When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.

"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."

by C L G September 21, 2017