chongyuns.pastel

genuinely so fun to interact with, but I gotta fight to not tell them to clam it 🫶

"yeah i know chongyuns.pastel they're so cool!"

by melanindiluc July 30, 2022

Bean pasta

bean in pasta haha funny

I ate bean pasta

by soupitysoup September 9, 2022

Huffman Pastor

Its like a normal Pastor but they touch little boys.

Dave isn't just a regular Pastor, he's a Huffman Pastor. That's why I don't bring my kid to church.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 18, 2022

creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises

i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 5, 2022

Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud

Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"

by swisscheese222 November 12, 2022

Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry

You have a delicious morning pastry

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.

Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.

by Otter91 November 20, 2022