Queen Five

Bullshit poker hand that shouldn’t crack pocket Kings but does anyway.

Got Queen Five’d again just in case I wasn’t broke enough.

by FluidWyfy September 30, 2019

pie five

Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.

i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).

by lesbenson November 12, 2013

Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.

I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.

by steelo47 February 19, 2024

Fives

A GOAT of the crwns server and goated at jjs

I'm fives and I'm tuff

by C0olestkid October 15, 2025

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

fist to five

intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers

The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards

by Wei Jia January 19, 2022

Five Finger Life

A way to say you find a way to get what you need, even if you have to steal it.

Resorting to theft to meet needs, such as stealing food to eat or clothes to stay warm:

If I can’t buy it then I’ll resort to five finger life and get it for myself.

“He paid rent by living that five finger life.”

by Casheel February 5, 2021