Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.

Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021

Mexican Porch Party

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).

Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.

by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Ambient Mexican Noise

The sounds you hear in any online game by a Latino boy with a mic. This includes Vaccuming, dogs barking, Parents yelling, babies crying, Spanish soap Opera, Mexican music.

George: Let’s leave this game, there’s some kid with ambient Mexican noise.
Fred: yeah I can’t even concentrate let’s leave.

by Resolute_ March 13, 2019

mexican sugar dancing

When you dig up a mostly rotted corpse, hook it up with wires that connect to a source of electricity, puppeteer it and have people pay to have sex with it.

"Man I am so low on money right now. I should start mexican sugar dancing."

by UnicornPony_69 October 14, 2016

Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.

I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.

by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011

Mexican Grinch Legs

When you are weed eating in shorts and your legs get covered in grass making you look like a wetback working hard with a lawn

I worked all day on that lawn yesterday in only shorts, by the end of the day I had Mexican Grinch Legs that took the next week to get rid of.

by ItsSexyBeast May 10, 2018