If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees
by joehappy November 24, 2021

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
by Noot noot December 30, 2016

by Raymond Edward Walker July 21, 2021

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.
Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.
by monster0024 February 4, 2021

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit01 September 18, 2021

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle
by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018
