Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend

Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day

by anonymous August 22, 2021

Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him

"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"

by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.

He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.

by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024

kick

When one being lifts their leg in the air to inflict pain on another individual's body parts.

1. OH NO I had to kick my friend because he was too UGLY!
2. You're so UGLY that every time I pass you I instinctively kick you in the face.

by PsuedosTheFool March 31, 2022

Kick the bucket

A farming phrase linked with starvation, whether you the milker of the animal or the animal itself kick the bucket the contents of value dispense to nothing and the recipient of the usually milk in this actual analogy goes hungry often the weakest or youngest such as babies with a limited amount of food they are able to eat making milk a primary necessary food source

When the cow kick the bucket after improperly grabbing its udder we all went hungry that day

by Wisconsin farmers March 14, 2022