A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
by skatesex December 16, 2021
An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay
by Jacobdidthis March 06, 2018
Jacob Watson otherwise called the greatest boomer is a interesting man. Although, a smart and intelligent man, he has questionable dating choices. Jacob Watson is usually playing fortnite with his friends or Houseparty with his friends. Boomer is always working hard (that’s what she said) to help his friends. Boomer also loves having alone time with another boomer named Hayden winter. They both use the app tiktok.
Person 1: Do you know Jacob Watson?
Person 2: The boomer? Of course, he has had some interesting dating choices though.
Person 2: The boomer? Of course, he has had some interesting dating choices though.
by young gen c November 04, 2019
by Granny boy April 14, 2020
by Thuglife123 April 04, 2018
When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023