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French Holy Trinity

by thacheff March 15, 2015
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The French

1) Miserable sick nasty people

2) A concept created by Belgium to keep the Spanish away

3) Offsprings of Satan
Jack: Jill what´s wrong? You look sad today.

Jill: The French
by Baby its all an illusion April 12, 2023
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French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018
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French

A citizen of france or someone of french ethnicity
"niko is french"
by God747 August 26, 2022
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French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.
My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.
by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022
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French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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French fries

"Are you guys friends"
"Yeah he brought me French fries"
by Imrightthanks June 14, 2015
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