Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019

garbage can man

A Code word for dead man found in dumpster and is used mainly by law enforcement agencies call in Northern CA.

What can stink up the dumpster behind a New Star Portrait? The Garbage can man can.

by Arsonea La Mancha August 30, 2010

He can get it

He or whoever the conversation subject is very good looking

For example, “ oh Michael B. Jordan he can get it!”

For example, “ Beyoncé can definitely get it”

by Choclathundaa January 30, 2024

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

How stupid can you be?

When you are mad at someone for game ending you fair and square in fortnite and decide to report him for stream sniping.

*A random fortnite streamer was eliminated from the game*
The random fortnite Streamer: Watch for the emo watch for the emo

NFL Skin: *Dances for one second*
The random fortnite Streamer: *Reports the NFL skin for stream sniping* What an idiot. How stupid can you be?

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

can opener turn

when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question

girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you

by taconesh February 25, 2011

Get Can

Get can is the dank way of telling someone to get cancer
Kril™

You're annoying , please get can

by Kril Fam May 6, 2016