The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.
Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 3, 2024
Get the Golden Laptopmug. The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.
by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021
Get the Golden Blummug. by 'Tomer July 26, 2005
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Get the Golden showermug. An activity occuring at a campus in Potsdam where a man and his friends all piss on another one of their friends, all night.
Jerry: hey, i’m pretty bored. what do you wanna do?
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!
by Bigjugs223 March 26, 2025
Get the CU Golden Knightmug. by Goldenachor November 27, 2013
Get the golden anchormug.