Golden gatorade

Golden gatorade is when a girl pees in your mouth and you drink it

person1: She gave me the golden gatorade last night

person2: you’re a lucky man

by heisenburgor December 3, 2023

Golden line

Golden line the hair that goes down from a man's chest to his weiner that eventually transcend into sweet golden nectar.

George Washington was able to effectively lead his army because his golden line transcended into the whisky he gave his men.

by Nuggetmastoor December 6, 2023

Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.

The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.

by Mons Penith December 9, 2023

golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

Golden King

A person who has received a golden shower from Ten or more people at once.

Connor was Coronated as a Golden King in changing room after the last football match.

by Golle December 17, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

by Veebop December 6, 2022