First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
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a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
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Get the Free liping mug.When your last child moves from home to go to college leaving the parents alone for the first time in years to explore the freedom and bliss of their next stage in life. Happier version of "Empty Nesters" which elicits a connotation of sadness and loss which is the opposite of a couple who is Free Birdin'
Mom and Dad are Free Birdin' (Burden) in Mexico...again. They so seem happy and more relaxed since I left for college. I wonder why?
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Person 1: Yo you wanna go throw milk bottles at the baby cows in the field over there
Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson
Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson
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