molly dump

a bowel movement taken while and often caused by rolling. Often a pleasant, fulfilling experience.

"Hey babe, where'd you go?"

"I had to take a molly dump, but now I'm ready to go dance."

by ajcrites September 3, 2020

Ghost dumped

when you dump someone by just blocking them immediately or ghosting them

Person 1:"dude my gf just blocked me out of the blue"
Person 2:"oh dude... I think u got ghost dumped"
Person 1:"damn..."

by phibzy October 20, 2025

clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

battle dump

When in a group, one has to go take a poop, stating he's taking one for the group.

"I need to take a dump," "Go for me will ya?" "I got you! I'll take a battle dump!"

by TwoKarma July 21, 2024

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like to you that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma March 10, 2013

Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019