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Labor Day 

The day anyone under 60 is merely thankful for the day off rather than for the labor unions that fought for the day off.
"Dad, have another beer and tell us again how you got clubbed by the cops when you and your fellow workers asked for a 5 day work week?"

"It was on Labor Day, Son. Back before you and all your buddies voted to do away with unions."
Labor Day by Union organizer September 7, 2011
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National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)
"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"
National 69 Day by Allevi April 16, 2018

Nudes day 

On April 17 through 19 is nudes day, either your boyfriend or girlfriend sends you nudes of themselves on ft or a picture on snap or Instagram
Nudes day is a wonderful holiday
Nudes day by Ok that I like April 17, 2019

cold day in hell 

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.
August 4th - The Birthday of Iceberg Slim (1918-1992) author of "Pimp - the Story of my Life." Good day for having pimp & hoe parties.
"Happy Pimp Day, beyotch!"
pimp day by Mattshizzle74 March 24, 2008

homework day 

The day at the end of a holiday when everyone tries to do all their homework which due the next day after not doing it with the time they had earlier
person 1: Can you come out?
person 2: Nah, got heaps of holiday homework to do
person 1: Save it for homework day lol
homework day by puppet1991.com July 11, 2009