South-western cream-cookie

A sex move originating from Alabama which involves two males and an elderly woman, usually apart of the family of the two men. The act involves one male to fuck the eldery lady and the other male to eat her out.

Guy 1: Me and my brother had a South-western cream-cookie last night
Guy 2: wtf keep that to yourself .
Guy 3: Yeah TMI dude

by 909purp October 15, 2017

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008

Hard serve ice cream

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.

Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.

by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016

Boston Double-Cream Donut

A Boston cream donut filled with semen

I just busted a fat one and made a Boston Double-Cream Donut

by Zmxyz December 20, 2020

bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

cherry cream pie

When u cum on a chicks face and then u punch her in the nose and blood comes out and u mix that shit together.CHERRY CREAM PIE!

"Man last night i gave this chick a cherry cream pie"
"sick man"

by Windsor's Most Wanted May 17, 2006

whipped cream tuffle top

A kinky sex position. It's when a female gets on top of a male facing him while anel sex is occuring, then whipped cream is placed inside the vagina hole, then the male eats the female out while having kinky anel sex..

Guy: Waddup.
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..

by Stevie G. and Kyndra G. January 2, 2008