When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.
John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
by Manuelmatthew June 29, 2011
The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.
by Japetto's Workshop December 07, 2008
Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016
by Zmxyz December 21, 2020
A sex move originating from Alabama which involves two males and an elderly woman, usually apart of the family of the two men. The act involves one male to fuck the eldery lady and the other male to eat her out.
Guy 1: Me and my brother had a South-western cream-cookie last night
Guy 2: wtf keep that to yourself .
Guy 3: Yeah TMI dude
Guy 2: wtf keep that to yourself .
Guy 3: Yeah TMI dude
by 909purp October 16, 2017
When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!
Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.
by PBare & MPBhaus August 26, 2008
when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.
by fishy oil April 28, 2011