Sussy Biscuit

When two guys eat an Oreo at the same ti e from one end to the other.

Dude I could go for a sussy biscuit rn

by Bollocks123 January 24, 2022

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.

“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”

by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023

Biscuit

Blowed as pissed retard

Kyle is currently a biscuit

by IOU1233 December 1, 2018

Biscuit

Any biscuit that you get as a reward by your teacher because you defied a teacher that the former doesn't like

Harry: shouts at Umbridge
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

by Rifs March 27, 2019

biscuits and gravy hot tub

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.

“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”

by Mage Hands December 2, 2021

potty biscuits

Very lumpy shit that goes into the toilet.

The other day I let loose the largest potty biscuits into the toilet.

by Bubblehiney November 16, 2016