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the real jb

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB
by bandsyo November 5, 2013
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Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.
Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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by andrea yeaaaa September 17, 2020
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real

When you say something is real but it isnt, this is a reference to scams like "Real free money no virus working 2021 no hacks no scam", when it obviously is a scam. (Started in NS)
Guy 1:Wow I just bought a solid gold bugatti car!
Guy 2: Real 2021
by Dawn/ppp September 2, 2021
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Real Type

The online equivalent of "real talk'
"N31 H0O P0St$ iN 7hI5 T#rE4d iZ $tr8 H-m0"

"Jeah, foreazy.. Real type, dun.. real type"
by Zoeroc XP August 26, 2011
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real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.
My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”
by 1Luh_Mama October 5, 2023
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REAL VAXHOLE

These ASSHOLES using VAXHOLE as in definition are naive or just are not with it when it comes to computers as the true definition is patented and trademarked.

The real history of DIGITAL.

After you get done with the POO POO work of sitting at a KEYPUNCH machine you have to enter there to TAKE A SHIT as that DAMN UNIVAC PDP- 11 is running that DAMN building.

Who really is responsible for our bowel movements.

Where you have to burrow to find the truth.

What effect this had on IBM.

Now who did you say SPERRY RAND IS?

The truth why the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL has to EAT FECES in the SHOWER in front of everyone.

We all have been SCAMMED as get ready to get empty.
For GOD sakes JAKE you computer jock as can I please get in front of the line to use that DAMN REAL VAXHOLE and what are you saying about the PDP-11 .

Be careful not to stick your fingers in that ASSHOLE HOPPER or you may not have any as that REAL VAXHOLE does not like to get fingered WITH ANY of your DIGITS.

I have to go DEFECATE , oh and purposely you hide the REAL VAXHOLE so I have to be another HOPPER

ASSHOLE running to make it to that VAXHOLE STALL.

I am sitting at the SHITEATER IBM key punch while the true corporation responsible for our bowel movements is that REAL VAXHOLE hopper ANUS UNIVAC PDP-11 MAINFRAME .

Rumor has it that BURROUGHS is your REALITY REAL VAXHOLE.

The REAL VAXHOLE as say this cute rhyming line by line phrase , "I BOWEL MUNCH YOU BOWEL MUNCH WE ALL BOWEL MUJCH FOR(EYE AYE)I BOWEL MUNCH" (IBM IS YOUR SHITEATER)

What a REAL VAXHOLE SPERRY RAND is?

Did I ever tell you I worked for IBM? And I am not bullshitting , it is FUCKING TRUE and many times I stuck my mouth on their REAL VAXHOLE.

THE ASSHOLE IS THE REAL VAXHOLE AS AFTER ALL WE ALL FROM TIME TO TIME as this FEMINIST ZOMBIE who at COMDEX JANUARY 1998 worked for ADOBE said laughing looking at me SHITEATER, ( " I have to go evacuate my bowels " (try eVAXuLATE your REAL VAXHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT).
by SHITEATERRIMJOB April 13, 2021
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