Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

Cock In Mikkels Asshole

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023

Ms.malone is a asshole

Ms.malone is a asshole

MS.MALONE IS A ASSHOLE!

by ǝuǝפ November 3, 2023

Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023