asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.

This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.

by jonarchy September 22, 2016

Asshole

A man who is short stubby and can't run very quickly usually named Carter

Oh god this asshole is so short and stubby.

by Bdifkrmgior May 30, 2018

asshole

Someone who treats people like shit.

My Primary school headteacher was a complete asshole.

by I Am A Fucking Legend September 1, 2016

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

rafting the asshole

Getting notariety from associating with someone who doesn’t deserve their own fame.

I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.

by JustMo November 21, 2021

fucking asshole shit

The sentence that comes to one's mind when he or she see someone fucking hot.

Fucking asshole shit ! Pietro Boselli is god damn hot.

by supersexycherry November 26, 2017