April 10th

I was born on this fucking epic birthday, and assuming that you searched it up, you were too. People on this site say WOMAN were born but I'm a MAN, baby!~ Legends are born on this day: They party hard, piss like a rocket and are the laziest pieces of shit out there. (It's okay we all are.) People, especially by the names of Riley (Male variants welcomed) are the coolest ones born on this day!

Man 1: Brooo, did you hear that Riley was born on April 10th?!

Man 2: Hell nah I didn't man. Must be a legend though.

Man 1: Yes.

by RileyRocks410 September 4, 2020

april 2nd

your name is haley garber and you are in 7th grade and you to tri-valley

Oh her birthday is April 2nd? Her name is Haley Garber!

by Ivy Hernandez September 28, 2020

April Arnold

April is that type of mom that really doesn’t tolerate their kids or child being bullied or depressed. April is just that one mom or stepmom that’ll cheer you up real quick or be there for her loved ones.

April is also really quit and people normally won’t hear her replying back, and because of that they think she’s mumbling or mouthing and gets a lot of shit because of it and she can’t help the way she was made and created to be placed on earth

Kid #1-Wait what’s your moms name?
April’s kid- April Arnold, why?
Kid #1-Oh no reason “gives April’s kids lunch money back” have a nice day!

by anonymous October 2, 2020

Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone

Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE

by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020

April 30 2002

A day, in which will live in infamy

“You guys remember what happened April 30 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

April Fools Day

A day that people play jokes on eachother and I was born

April Fools Day Birthdays Be Like~
1-whens your birthday

2-im a joke
1-???
2-its today

1-lol is this an April fools ??
2-no I'm being srs

by Lollie Pops October 16, 2020

April 28th

Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.

Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"

by fabby :) October 18, 2020