Tennage American boy who obsesses over any thing soccer related (may even call it fútbol). This includes FIFA as their video game of choice... A chino wanker will obsess over the game, play all the time, learn all the players and even adopt a British accent.
An American chino wanker can most easily be recognized by the overuse and misuse of the word banter (it will sound like 'banta' because of their newly found British accent).
This type of person probably thinks they're better and acts macho and strong to prove it.
Either a fan of pop music (like Beyoncé) or singer/songwriter (like Ed sheeran)
Most likely will be wearing low or no socks with vans or old nikes
Wears shorter shorts and occasionally chinos, but not as much as a typical chino wanker. This type of chino wanker is primarily found in the states which is why it is specific to Americans.
Lastly, these boys are likely to have tiny dicks, as do regular chino wankers
An American chino wanker can most easily be recognized by the overuse and misuse of the word banter (it will sound like 'banta' because of their newly found British accent).
This type of person probably thinks they're better and acts macho and strong to prove it.
Either a fan of pop music (like Beyoncé) or singer/songwriter (like Ed sheeran)
Most likely will be wearing low or no socks with vans or old nikes
Wears shorter shorts and occasionally chinos, but not as much as a typical chino wanker. This type of chino wanker is primarily found in the states which is why it is specific to Americans.
Lastly, these boys are likely to have tiny dicks, as do regular chino wankers
friend 1: dude shut up, quit being such a dick
friend 2: chill, it's just banter... Let's play some FIFA! I'll kick your ass
friend 1: you're such an American chino wanker
friend 2: chill, it's just banter... Let's play some FIFA! I'll kick your ass
friend 1: you're such an American chino wanker
by Daniel_casp July 13, 2015
Get the American chino wankermug. The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023
Get the American Awesomeness Scalemug. We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.
I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.
I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure
Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.
I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure
Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
Get the American bell beanermug. A delusion where non-Americans delude themselves into thinking that all Americans suck at everything which of course is untrue.
I swear too many non-Americans suffer from American failure delusion. Any person of any nationality can fail hard at anything.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
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