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apple bear
by ampleinanga January 16, 2022
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Apple

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.
P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."
by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025
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apple picker

A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.
Here comes Jamal and all those other apple pickers.
by rodney98768 August 27, 2022
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that's just apples

Everything will be fine; things will get better; don't worry about it. Primarily heard in Australia. Don't worry about the presentation. She'll be apples, considering how hard you've worked!
Things have felt really rocky between me and John lately." that's just apples, mate.
by DR. ARSENSTIEN October 20, 2020
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Apple

you should know what a apple is. you fucknugget
by Whitetrashyt February 3, 2018
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Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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ginocomastic apple

an apple when if eaten causes hunger.
some one had eaten a ginocomastic apple to cause hunger here.
by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022
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