When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020
Get the Turtle Aquariummug. A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
by Oassis__ May 9, 2019
Get the Turtle with a 12 packmug. when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
by CynIgnis September 27, 2020
Get the turtlingmug. a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
by samen<3 March 13, 2022
Get the turtle ban#3782mug. I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude
Best turtle of my life dude
by mad.child October 23, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012
Get the roasting the turtlemug. “Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021
Get the Group of turtlesmug.