by Hannah pipes bitch June 30, 2004
Get the James pipemug. James is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Jamesing* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were James. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. James is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and James sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
The square root of awesome = James
The square root of awesome = James
by Yo-yo yo-yo yo-yos September 2, 2018
Get the Jamesmug. A.K.A Fathead
If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
Guy: "Man my hair is so smelly and dirty cause i forgot to wash it yesterday."
Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
Get the James Lucasmug. Lebron James luh-brœn,jeymz verb.
1. to distance yourself from anything destined to fail.
2. to end a longstanding relationship in the worst way possible
1. to distance yourself from anything destined to fail.
2. to end a longstanding relationship in the worst way possible
by G.O.V October 2, 2010
Get the Lebron Jamesmug. Your typical redneck. People with this name tend to listen to Upchurch while driving around their shitbox truck.
Often a short tempered person who is always ready to bust someone's ass.
James's are generally very racist individuals who think that the niggers should be happy we even brought them to Merica.
James's are know for not giving a fuck about other people or their feelings. They tend to speak their minds and are not afraid of criticism.
These individuals also tend to be very violent as they have nothing to lose.
They belive the institution is fucked and that their should be another civil war
Often a short tempered person who is always ready to bust someone's ass.
James's are generally very racist individuals who think that the niggers should be happy we even brought them to Merica.
James's are know for not giving a fuck about other people or their feelings. They tend to speak their minds and are not afraid of criticism.
These individuals also tend to be very violent as they have nothing to lose.
They belive the institution is fucked and that their should be another civil war
by XXX WHITETAIL SLAYER XXX August 31, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. by james?? October 9, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. Amazing lead vocalist for the epic band Modern Day Escape. He saves lives with his amazing voice and he is the genius behind some of the best hardcore songs out there today.
by MDEAustralia January 18, 2013
Get the James Vegasmug.