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Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.
"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"
by Barron Lands December 14, 2024
mugGet the Fucking Telstramug.

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 28th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras the discord owner.
by Illust December 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck The Owner Weekmug.

fucking beta male

the definition of a beta male is a guy weigh 60kg and is skinny as fuck a list of beta male names are, matthew,daniel and bobby these guys are the guys that walk around the gym with their fucking tank tops when they are skinny as fuck. they try to bench 20kg's but still fail, just as they fail in life
mark- That guy matthew is such a "fucking beta malex" male bitch he cant even do 100 pull ups
brad- Hell yeah brotien hes such a bitch
by alphaguy69er March 2, 2019
mugGet the fucking beta malemug.

fuck

for fuck sake jerry they’ve fucked off the fucking fuckers, fuck you jerry
mugGet the fuckmug.

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
mugGet the Metric fuck loadmug.

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.
James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
mugGet the Fuck fapping februarymug.

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