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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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Fuck the owner week

On December 6th to December 10th, you can harass any owner like a discord server owner in this week and the owner can’t do anything about it.
Xx_user_xX: hey ima harass you
owner: you cant ill ban you
Xx_user_xX:its fuck the owner week
owner:fuck you
by generic sniper December 6, 2023
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Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
by sodiesoda November 23, 2021
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three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus
1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."
by #katface April 21, 2014
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Bumble Fuck

Slang for "The middle of nowhere", like in the boonies or another isolated location.
by TotoBro November 22, 2020
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this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
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Fuck

He fucked a cat! I seen him put his penis in the pussycat vagina.
by nevatrust fuckboys September 14, 2020
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