Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Best Checkers Buddy in the World

Blake.

A: "I was playing checkers with my Best Checkers Buddy in the World the other night."

B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"

by kaylalalalalala December 17, 2008

Make the World Safe for Democracy

- verb

1. To generate a large amount of excrement noxious enough to offend tyranny, oppression and other forces of evil, allowing for the preservation of Democratic-Republican forms of government and the American brand of freedom.

Patrick: Why are you two in such a hurry?

Elliott: Colton and I have to hurry back to the suite in order that we can Make the World Safe for Democracy.

by Lieutenant Schiesskopf June 15, 2010

Stray kids world domination

Stray Kids World Domination is used by Stray Kids and their fandom named STAY.It means Stray Kids have dominated the world and now have fans everywhere all the world

Stray kids world domination, you make Stray Kids Stay

by Estek pon August 19, 2023

World's Greatest Dad Mug

The mug you get your dad when you realize you need a present for tomorrow

I completely forgot about Father's day, so I just got him a world's greatest dad mug

by JustYourBoy February 1, 2017

First world rock bottom

The emotional state of being both aware that one owns the tools necessary for survival, while simultaneously feeling apathy and detachment from them due to their poor condition or low quality.

-"Dude! Don't leave your parked car unlocked with the windows down!"
" First world rock bottom. Like I care what happens to it."

by Zpridgen75@gmail April 20, 2017

the most gorgeous girl in the world

Melbie Abarca

The most gorgeous girl in the world

by UHHHHHHH123 October 27, 2021