French Fry

When someone dips, or leaves. Dip as in French fry dipping

That fucker just dipped like a French fry

by 100PercentTrueDefinitons November 5, 2018

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

The French

An insult to God.

Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?

by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025

French Hitler

Similar to a”French inhale” you blow smoke out of your mouth into another persons nose.

Yo, can I bum a smoke?
This is my last one , sorry.
Damn, well let me get a French hitler off your last hit.

by DimwittedandInsecure April 12, 2024

Fifth French Republic

Due to a rebellion in Algeria, a new constitution was adopted, because four whole French republics weren’t enough…

Joe: What is the full name of France
Candice: It’s full name is the Fifth French Republic
Joe: Were four French republics not enough
Candice: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 7, 2023