Civil war

A sexual incest act performed with two brothers where one roleplays as the union states and the other roleplays as the confederate states and they both repeatedly ejaculate on each other until one gives up.

“Yo bro do you wanna do the civil war tonight?” “Hell yeah man”

by Skibidisigma March 26, 2024

Floptropican War of 2023

In 2023, a brutal war committed by Da Boyz to end floptok was started, with the help of Duolingo, Da Boyz thought they ate, but Jiafei and her army ended Da Boyz. Da Boyz, unfortunately, have a country called DaBoyzia

Jiafei: DaBoyzia is dangerous for Floptropicans due to discrimination after the Floptropican War of 2023
CupcakKe: Oh no

by TheYassifacationOfChildren April 14, 2024

Badussy War I

The Badussy War I was the first floptropican war.

Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes

The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15

The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.

The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)

Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.

All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.

-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.

Person 1: omg i ate my grandma in the Badussy War I!!!!
Person 2: omg thats slander!

by queenzielocthevoice May 26, 2024

Crab War

When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.

Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!

by skibidi cock May 31, 2024

World War Alpha

When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason

non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi

toilet and it sucks a-

Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!

Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME

Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*

Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*

Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*

by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024

Ape War Army

Ape War Army AWA is a saying for whenever you are at war with yourself or others, created by Rula & Keezyzay. Ape would represent yourself as “Apparently Pretty Eager”.

you shouldn’t be friends with him he is very Ape War Army

by KZM killer July 5, 2024

Ape War Army

Ape War Army AWA is a saying for whenever you are at war with yourself or others, created by Rula & Keezyzay. Ape would represent yourself as “Apparently Pretty Eager”.

you shouldn’t be friends with him he is very Ape War Army

by KZM killer July 5, 2024