by SimpMaster_69 August 23, 2020

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

n. someone who either does not slip or has not fucked with a condom on or have only had sex with people who haven't had a circumcision
by goblin dude June 2, 2024

by Lilmamachick August 17, 2018

Jack: Yo dude I just lost my virginity to that cutie I met a star-bucks
Mike: Man I wish I had lost my virginity
Mike: Man I wish I had lost my virginity
by sexydude 696942069 February 4, 2021

Someone who is called James Charles Francis Schmidt, usually found playing Fortnite while inhaling creatine powder with his boy Grim Gaming and Smear Javood.
by mfklefkefke October 20, 2021
