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Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.
Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”
by Adonis22 January 6, 2022
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virgin rainbow

When you do everything sexual (for example: got sucked off, etc) but you didn't actually had any sex.
Kyle: So yesterday Kara sucked me off. It was totally great.
Chad: Dude you and Kara have been together for more than a year and still haven't had sex.
Kyle: Yeah I know, I'm totally getting blue balled.
Chad: It's called a virgin rainbow dude.
by VirginRainbow May 5, 2019
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Virginative

When someone has gone so long without sex their virginity is restored
Kelsey has claimed that she has virginative powers, because it’s been so long.
by Jairy malls December 9, 2022
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Virgin

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Justine is a damn Virgin
by Bastard222 March 3, 2019
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Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
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Spicy virgin

When your a virgin but still a freak even though you don’t have the experience
“Nah she ain’t a freak she’s just a spicy virgin
by SimpMaster_69 August 23, 2020
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Virgin

Someone who was born in the Virginia state of the USA
Look, here's bóka, he's a virgin!
by dafidkaa September 22, 2019
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