sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.

Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

by the_crazy_alien May 29, 2018

The trippy tree

The trippy tree
Really strong marijuana, usually used for smoking to get real riggedy reckt

"Dude, this ganj is way strong"
"So that's why it's called The trippy tree"

by Pyrowolf795 August 13, 2017

treeing

to tree means essencially masturbating so much it is in a state permanent erection

"why are you hard?"
"i have been treeing to my hb"

by educatedyn December 14, 2024

trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.

Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!

by pentozali May 14, 2009

barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.

Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.

by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023

Tree

A useless thing made of wood and fiber and is boring

Her "what is that?" Him "that's a tree" her " what's that?"

by Tree hater December 9, 2020

shmubel tree

A shmubel tree is a type of artificial Christmas tree that is made from a combination of PVC and metal from India. It is designed to look like a real tree, but without the need for water or maintenance. Shmubel trees can help produce shmubel oil.

The shmubel trees in the park provided a beautiful canopy of shade on a hot summer day.

by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023