techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 06, 2014

twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman April 21, 2016

twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023

Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 03, 2004

Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.

Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.

by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 03, 2021