An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
by aaaannnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 10, 2020
Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity
by deanos the stud October 28, 2022
The name Callam Thomas dates back to 18 bc to an ancient tribal god of creation/distraction a god of such power was said to have been banished from the known universe, due to his evil malevolence, the gods name was shortened by the ancient tribe but no known records show what tribe this ancient god was from
by Ancient.tribe January 01, 2024
An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.
by hex drink September 06, 2019
A guy thats a pathological liar and can manipulate you on the spot to get you in bed with him. He does not know where the clit is, even though he is a man whore.
Dude 1 : are you talking to that guy Thomas Kennaway?
Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him
Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..
Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK
Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him
Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..
Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK
by Chloe The hoey March 30, 2023
A sad, depressed, shell of a man that once was amazing. Typically has a sister, her looks being her only good trait.
by Billy Bridger November 13, 2024