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Gurn monster

Someone who takes so much MDMA that they are a tripping little goblin creature that sits in the corner munching his face.
"Dude you dropped to much, you were just sitting there like a little gurn monster"
by The junkeymonkey November 5, 2011
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Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.
King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.
by monster mitts April 7, 2009
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Monstering

“Monstering” is when UK newspapers collectively vilify, dehumanize, or relentlessly attack an someone through sustained negative coverage. It’s a form of character assassination and moral panic–style persecution.

They are targeted over days, weeks, years. Stories are repeated with sensational or misleading framing to keep public outrage alive. They are portrayed as grotesque, dangerous, morally repugnant. Language strips them of sympathy — “beast,” “evil,” “scum,” etc. Humiliating or unflattering photos are chosen. They imply that the person represents something wrong with society — a moral decay, corruption, or threat to “decent people.”
Multiple outlets pile on, copying and amplifying each other’s stories.
The press follows the person’s every move, contacts relatives, digs into private life, and publishes details irrelevant to the public interest. The Leveson Inquiry (2011–12) exposed many such tactics.

The term gained prominence following the News of the World phone-hacking scandal. It was notably used by actor Hugh Grant and others describing how the press would “monster” people who challenged them — turning critics or public figures into tabloid villains. The practice reflects power dynamics: tabloids can make or destroy reputations, and “monstering” serves as both entertainment and intimidation.
“The monstering was high energy. Doubt turned into certainty that we’d done it wrong.” - Nick Davis’ character in The Hack, after Rupert Murdoch’s newspapers attacked him for a small discrepancy to shift the blame from Murdoch to Nick, the reporter exposing him and his media.
by Monstering October 15, 2025
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Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.
Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!
by T-Coop April 29, 2021
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Crinch Monster

Evil and Sinister Monsters birthed from the depths of hell of Anti-Spashal force origin that are summoned following an event that creates massive levels of cringe unbearable to the Anti-Crinch forces of this dimension. Their main purpose is to posses innocent soles and give them away to the Crinch Demon (Causing 'Crinch possession'). They were originated by Mr.Crinch (Current leader of the Crinch initiator force) when he left the 'Anti-Spashal force' to create his own order. The 'Anti-Bruh Police' was created by the 'Spashal Adishon' especially for the purpose of exterminating these monsters and slaying them before they cause another 'Crinch Posession' (eg. turning an innocent girl into a BTS fan). Obviously these battles are not viewable by Non-Spashals or Non-Anti-Spashals since they take place in the Spashal/Anti-Spashal Ralm.
"Did she just sing a Doja-Cat lyric out loud? Oh no that might summon the Crinch monster"
by Thamboomaster69420 February 26, 2022
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big giant orange monster

A big giant monster is a monster that is really big and evil to humans. they like to be alone. The big giant orange monster is the enemy of the ninja team from episode 1. They eat plastic and wood. The only thing the humans could do smething good to them is giving them food because they like to eat a lot!
I saw a big giant orange walking.
I studied how the big giant orange monster are.
by ASFMF March 6, 2020
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