Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
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guy who thinks he’s funny and wears sherpas.
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Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat
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Jake O'Hara

The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
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