The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021

french wink

when your dog has one ear up and one ear down

Murphy has a french wink going on.

by CreativeBruces August 15, 2018

French plow

When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass

Her ass was so plump, it was a pleasure to French plow her.

by CavalierConquistador December 12, 2019

French Bulldog

This Term would referred as Stupid, Loudly, Jerk, Meany and Stupid yet Likely Googly Eyes might have Buckteeth for Goofiness.

I don't know where it's French Bulldog arrived out there!

by Kostya The Wordmaker March 18, 2025

Le douballs moi french

the act of hitting a man in the nuts with a baguette twice

I guess french people dont like it when i eat croissant with ketchup because after that a french man came and le douballs moi french!

by meppy schmep January 19, 2024

French Chip

When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.

Was the sex good?
Yeah, even got a French Chip.

by Htes June 30, 2021

French Morning Cleanse

Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet

Having my French morning cleanse

by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025