Garlicy Beef

When the vaginal odor be strong enough to repel the vladist of vampires.

My girlfriend wanted to be on top for this evening but then I got a whiff of her garlicy beef and got turned off.

by RoseMist June 1, 2024

Beef Kiev

A huge, hairy, devouring vagina

Rita served beef kiev al fresco yesterday, I threw up then ate.

by MeatySauce April 30, 2011

Beef

A large round person with particullarly bad handjob skills

That Chloe girl is a proper beef!

by Beef king April 19, 2018

Beef

old lady's call up McDonalds looking for it

"Where's the beef?!?!?!?"

by just... wow June 8, 2004

Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.

My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.

by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters

The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.

by Leroop December 15, 2021