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Salad Ass

Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.
Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"
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Tossed salad

Also known as “The Mit Special” — the act of licking your sexual partner’s butthole.
Dude, I ate that tossed salad last night — I gave her The Mit Special.”
by Jj041418 July 25, 2020
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salad bobbing

When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.
Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!
by aries:) March 13, 2009
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Salad dressing

Guy 1: hey pass the lettuce lube
Guy 2: you mean salad dressing?
Guy 1: lettuce lube
by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025
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shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016
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Tuna salad

The act of pouring a can of tuna onto a womans private area and proceeding to ejaculate on her and mix it together and eat it
I made tuna salad with my girlfriend last night she loved it
by Squirrel69 August 17, 2019
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Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.
Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.
by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023
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