A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
Get the portuguese sack lunchmug. A Scottie Sack is a Fast food bag that has a copious amounts of terrible food inside, a minimum of 4 items, typically from McDonald's, Taco Bell, Hardees/Carl's Jr. or Wendys. Intended for one person to consume over the course of many hours.
by khjgcfvyugdturdsjytgduy January 17, 2021
Get the Scottie Sackmug. A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.
Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.
by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022
Get the grapple-sackmug. by Bunny_ReapR July 9, 2025
Get the trap sackmug. A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
Get the One-Handed Sack Basketmug. As my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, I busted a nut in her mouth. After she swallowed and wiped the corners of her mouth she said "that was a sack ton son. "
by Captain Winki June 26, 2016
Get the Sack Tonmug. Its a word that means a word. No just kidding its what those kids say cause they to innocent and precious to cuss. You know you know them. There's one in every room. Hey it might even be you!
by ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ಠ_ಠ( ̄^ ̄) March 13, 2017
Get the frick frack patty sackmug.