by scandalous much March 24, 2022
Get the lay some piemug. It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.
by 182hahahaha December 15, 2017
Get the Pie Man Specialmug. I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
Get the Vietnamese cream piemug. by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019
Get the Turkey pot piemug. Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.
The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.
The slut got pie in her eyes.
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.
The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.
The slut got pie in her eyes.
by djdjesd October 17, 2014
Get the pie in your eyemug. A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.
Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!
by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020
Get the Michigan Meat Piemug. A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022
Get the Banana cream piemug.