Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"

Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.

by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011

token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011

Penis Missile

A Penis Missile is a common term used for a sport motorcycle. It was derived from the more popular term Crotch Rocket.

Davey: dude check out my new motorcycle.

Shane: awesome

Davey: ya its not one of those penis missile's

Shane: Penis Missile ?

Davey: ya like a Crotch Rocket.

by daveythenavy December 27, 2010

penis chugger

The name of a bouncer when he kicks you out of a bar.

you, you, yes you... you're a PENIS CHUGGER!!

by cstone12 September 21, 2010

penis over

To penis over something is to both like that thing a lot and also to tell the world that that thing is great.

"XBOX fans really penis over Halo all the time."

by esuna May 25, 2006

Penis Sanctum

A Penis Sanctum is a reference to a gay mans bedroom.

"Freddy, after a long night of partying, brought Josh back to his Penis Sanctum"

by Zak Heath August 3, 2007

penis pilgrim

1. One who explores for penis'.

2. A homosexual male.

Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.

by Jeremy Little December 23, 2008